*) You will have a long boring life.
*) You will be run over by a bus.
*) How do you keep a moron in suspense?
*) You will be incarnated as a toad; and you will be much happier.
*) Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
*) Don't plan any hasty moves. You'll be evicted soon anyway.
*) Your fly might be open (but don't check it just now).
*) You are not dead yet. But watch for further reports.
*) Excellent time to become a missing person.
*) Perfect day for scrubbing the floor and other exciting things.
*) You may be gone tomorrow, but that doesn't mean that you weren't here today.
*) You are a fluke of the universe; you have no right to be here.
*) Don't hate yourself in the morning -- sleep till noon.
*) Be careful! UGLY strikes 9 out of 10!
*) After your lover has gone you will still have PEANUT BUTTER!
*) Beware of Bigfoot!
*) You definitely intend to start living sometime soon.
*) Fine day to work off excess energy. Steal something heavy.
*) Don't look now, but there is a multi-legged creature on your shoulder.
*) You have a strong appeal for members of your own sex.
*) Cheer Up! Things are getting worse at a slower rate.
*) You will be attacked by a beast who has the body of a wolf, the tail of a lion, and the face of Donald Duck.
*) You are sick, twisted and perverted. I like that in a person.
*) Tonight's the night: Sleep in a eucalyptus tree.
*)Tonight you will pay the wages of sin; Don't forget to leave a tip.
The happy ice cream paapu
14 years ago
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